The Hottest Girl on the Hottest Day of the Year/Transcript

CAUTION: Not everything in the script may sound suitable.

• (starts off with Tommy and Robotboy in their bedroom)
• Tommy: Phew. Gee, Ro, in hot weather, you do as little as possible.
• RobotBoy: But Robotboy no feel hot.
• Tommy: That's because you're a robot. There's less of you to feel heat. I wonder how some of my friends around the Bay Area are doing with this heatwave.
• (cut to the jungle where Clyde wakes up from his nap)
• Clyde: Aah, nothing like a good heatwave to relax my muscles. And a perfect day to visit my friends and the love of my life, Janet. I just gotta grab some sunscreen. And as for the loincloth, I don't need this, it's too hot for me to even wear it. (unties his loincloth and drops it to the ground exposing his little trunk) Ever since Katie taught me how to not be worried about nudity, I adore it! (his trunk becomes erect) Good boy, Lofty, let the arousing heat powers flow through your snout. Okay, I think I'm ready to go visit Tommy. (grabs the vine and swings off)
• (meanwhile back at the Turnbull house)
• Tommy: At least the AC still works. (knock on the door) Come in. (Lola enters) Oh, hi Lola. What's going on?
• Lola: Just came to remind you that Clyde is gonna drop by later.
• Tommy: Is he gonna come by naked due to the hot conditions?
• Lola: Yeah, he prefers to live in the jungle, what do you expect? But I have more news. The Hottest Girl is coming today.
• Tommy: You mean Rosalita? I've heard about her. Isn't she the one who adores hot weather so much that she's invulnerable to it?
• Lola: The same.
• Clyde: There's a girl in town who adores heat waves? (he comes in through the window)
• Tommy: Oh, hi Clyde. Let me guess, naked day due to the heat?
• Clyde: Yep. Have too. Rules are rules. Good thing nudity is somewhat legal in the Bay Area.
• Lola: Just as long as only one is nude. (saxophone music plays in the background) Hey, I know where that's coming from. It's the limo of Rosalita.
• Clyde: Rosalita: I've never heard of her.
• Tommy: (takes him outside) Wait till you see here, she comes by every once a year to experience the heat all over town.
• (a foot wearing sandals comes out of the limo as it reveals Rosalita, a girl with a sleeveless/strapless tube top baring her midriff and short jeans with black hair wearing sunglasses)
• Clyde: That's Rosalita? She's a teenager.
• Lola: She's a rich girl, what do you expect.
• Rosalita: Hi. It's good to see you two again. Tommy Turnbull and Lola. It's so great to be back in the Bay Area to express the heat wave coming from the -(she stops and she takes off her sunglasses and sees Clyde and joyfully gasps) And who is this little man?
• Tommy: Uh, that's our good friend, Clyde the Wild Boy.
• Rosalita: Clyde the Wild Boy? And why isn't he wearing anything?
• Lola: He lives in the jungle. Usually, he wears a loincloth, but due to this heat wave, he's naked.
• Rosalita: I adore naked boys! Especially with their hard-ons. (Clyde's erect trunk twitches) I think it's saying that it likes me. I'm Rosalita.
• Clyde: Uh, I'm Clyde.
• Rosalita: You're not from around here, are you?
• Clyde: No, but I visit every once in a while. I don't suppose you want a tour of town, do you?
• Rosalita: Usually, no. But with someone like you, I would love to!
• Clyde: (laughs nervously) Okay, then follow me. (he grabs a vine and they swing off)
• Rosalita: (to camera) I think I've found a boyfriend.
• (cut to Katie's house where Katie is in her bikini and getting a tan)
• Katie: A heat wave is a perfect opportunity for me to get a nice tan from the sun. And also to attract some boys as well. (Clyde and Rosalita walk by) Why hello, Clyde, my friend. And hello Rosalita. Back for a visit are you?
• Rosalita: Yep. My boyfriend is giving me a little tour of town.
• Clyde: Boyfriend?! I never said I was your boyfriend.
• Katie: Yeah, uh, Clyde, I had to interrupt, but you've got a powerful hard-on on Lofty.
• Clyde: I know, that's why I'm heading for Janet's place. And Rosalita, Janet is the one I have the most feelings for.
  Rosalita: Does she like your nakedness as much as I do?
• Clyde: Yes.